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Joke of the Day
"She changed her mind .. Hope the new one works !! ~TF"
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"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark"
"I went to the shop to buy eight legs of venison... But it was two deer."
"What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!"
"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"
"There are 2 types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Mommy mommy why do I keep running around in circles? ""Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."" In the 80s, my mother thought this was hilarious."
"What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders? A stereotype"
"Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old"
"I got fired from the health spa. A psychic came in and asked for a back rub. I gave him one, but then I got in trouble for massage-a-mystic behavior."