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Joke of the Day

"If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?"

"How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel? They were overreacting."

"How is a glory hole like a rooster crowing? They're both a cock-a-dude'll-do."

"How does a Jewish man make coffee? He brews it"

"If you have time to check into a gas station on Foursquare, you have too much time on your hands"

"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!"

"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."

"Man: ""If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"" Priest: ""No, not if you did not know."" Man: ""Then why did you tell me?"""

"Lifehack: Make sure you give your child a normal name Me: are you still mad your parents named you ""lifehack""?"

"Why did Adele leave the house? So she could say Hello from the outside."