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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!"

"What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes? People who post the joke intro twice."

"60% of all secretaries can type... The other 40% are huntn' peckers."

"Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth."

"Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup."

"So I found out today I have Alzheimer's..."

"What internet provider does Satan use in hell? Comcast"

"Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!"

"Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant."

"Why was the mentally challenged midget crying? He was a little down."