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"What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!"
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"""Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?"" ""Church?"" ""K let's make 'em like that"" -- funeral home designers"
"What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? A visit from the university board of ethics."
"What do you call a male camel toe? A moose knuckle"
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? The headline said ""Small Medium at Large"""
"What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts."
"If my co-worker says ValenTIMES one more time, I'ma need one of you to make good on the ""I'll help you hide a body"" promise."
"First date Her: So what do you do? Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers Her: Wow, impressive Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos"
"What did the escalator say to the elevator? Nothing, he just staired."
"(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating."