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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there."

"I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa."

"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."

"What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards? A Czech Republic"

"The Chinese New Year is almost here. I know they're in another time zone, but 2 months behind seems a little extreme."

"French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it"

"Why is it better to be ashy? cause it just means you spit more fire"

"Why do fat people say they have to start eating right? They've obviously mastered the art of chewing and swallowing."

"Doctor doctor I'm at death's door! Don't worry Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room."