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Joke of the Day
"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."
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"Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging motion to Katy Perry's singing"
"Would you like to know how to read minds? It's simple! Just relax. Take a deep breath. Minds Minds Minds Minds Minds"
"Sore Mccain My arms are so sore from the gym. I feel like John Mccain after the Vietnam War."
"How does a mermaid give a man head? She blows him out of the water"
"If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive."
"What language does a flight attendant speak? Plane English."
"- Baby, do you think I have too much makeup on? - That depends. Are you gonna try to kill Batman?"
"""why do women always take sooo long to put their makeup on?"" because makeup is war paint for Being In Public, clearly"
"My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. He's too young to know about sex, so I told him they're just lazy."