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Joke of the Day

"Why can't the two melons get married? I don't know but they cantaloupe."

"(Sigh) I thought ""The Scarlet Letter"" was a book about red stationery...."

"Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent"

"My Muslim coworker brought a CD version of the Quran to work today. He got really pissed off when I asked if I could burn a copy."

"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"

"i throw my homework in the air sometimes, saying ayyyo, ill take a zerroo."

"Tiger Woods goes through 18 holes in one day... And he STILL has time for golf."

"Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? So the gerbils can find their way out."

"""What do we want?!"" ""TIME TRAVEL!"" ""When do we want it?!"" ""IRRELEVANT!"""

"What do dyslexic Koreans eat? Gods"