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Joke of the Day

"VW have got in2 trouble 4 falsifying data, apparently this is not d first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying abt gas emissions"

"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"

"What is a neckbeard's favorite fish? M'ahi"

"What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar"

"I maintain a lifelong grudge against anyone at a restaurant who orders after me yet gets their food before me."

"So I got into a fight with a midget the other day... He was stood next to my girlfriend and said her hair smells nice."

"Someone stole my coffee. He was charged with mugging."

"Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses."

"What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon? Mine's embalming fluid."

"In light of recent events, I have no choice but to deduct a full star from my Yelp review of Earth."