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Joke of the Day

"Joke my dad told me: What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her head"

"My mental health is like a rainbow All over the spectrum"

"How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair? Turn it upside down"

"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" - Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""

"A little drunk. Playing scrabble with my cat. Not sure who's winning cause he's eaten most of his tiles."

"Karma points do not reflect your self worth Now gimme my karma points!"

"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"

"I think this belongs here. Mitt Romney"

"What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go ""tick tick tick?"" Vee have vays of making you tock!"

"Be serious with unknown girls. Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"