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Joke of the Day
"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."
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"Women love a man that can cook, tell a lady you're interested in that youll cook anything their heart desires. And pray they say ""spaghetti"""
"A man died in a grain silo... He ran himself to death, trying to find a corner to pee in."
"What do you call a woman that tries to force you into commitment? A booby trap"
"Fell asleep next to a beautiful woman I met last night. I tell you what, she was PISSED to wake up next to a stranger... And that goes double for her husband."
"My TV thinks it's a kangaroo... It just won't stop channel hopping."
"First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0"" gay black pro athlete. Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month."
"I received a rolex for Christmas from the lesbian couple who live next door. Now, while I am happy with the gift, I guess they didn`t quite understand what I meant when I told them, ""I wanna watch""."
"I always say the same thing when I find out I got a new employee Works for me!"
"How do you know if air fresheners have gotten too smart? If they have become scent-ient."