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Joke of the Day

"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."

"My wife said I was average. I said she was mean."

"While in my car I drove beneath an overpass that was getting some work done on it I was under construction."

"I went to an owl party last night. Contrary to my expectations it wasn't very much fun at all."

"I don't know why these Jehovah's Witnesses won't give me their addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them."

"Last week I tried to give up swearing... ...but said ""fuck it"" instead."

"From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!"

"What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef"

"What do you call Moby Dick when he washes up on a sandbar? A bleached whale!"

"I have a joke about this site... never mind you probably reddit"