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Joke of the Day

"I think this belongs here. Mitt Romney"

"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""

"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."

"Kid, ""Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a gopher from a funny animal video."" Parent, ""The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Allen! Allen! Allen! Steve!"""

"At the Karma Cafe, there is no menu you get what you deserve"

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"how to comfort a grammar Nazi: Pat their shoulder and say, ""Their, They're, There."""

"I hate those p*nis enhancement emails. I got 10 today. What really hurt my feelings was 8 of them were from my girlfriend."

"I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie"

"Reporter: How do you feel that your proposal was turned down by Congress? Obama: Well, I've alw-- Biden: [grabs mic] TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT?"