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Joke of the Day

"Be serious with unknown girls. Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"

"What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone? *My hip!*"

"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."

"Monica Blue Knock knock. Whos there? Monica Blue. Monica Blue who? Bill Clinton."

"[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience? ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard"

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired."

"Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have herpes. Laugh all you want. You'll still have herpes."

"The way I bend the rules should qualify as yoga."

"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He had no body to dance with"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?"