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Joke of the Day

"A little drunk. Playing scrabble with my cat. Not sure who's winning cause he's eaten most of his tiles."

"Asking politicians to give up source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood."

"If you're upset about the presidential election, just wait four years then you'll be able to choose between Trump or Kanye"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus."

"BNAG! That's bang out of order."

"An unemployed engineer opens a clinic... He soon goes out of business, since the field is over saturated due to all the unemployed engineers opening clinics recently."

"What do you call a black man walking down the street? A pedestrian."

"I need a bad ass dress for Friday night. Anybody know where I can find a Forever 41?"

"British jokes aren't funny anymore. They lack hEUmour."

"Wanna see a pig with three eyes [improved] a cop with a body camera."