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Joke of the Day
"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" - Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""
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"YOUR LISTENING TO MAGIC FM........pick a frequency, any frequency"
"LPT: To baby-proof your home: put your front doorknob like 4 feet off the ground so the babies can't reach it. Then those fuckers won't get in!"
"What type of weather has the worst attitude? Darude - Sandstorm"
"Online piracy is bad, one time I downloaded a boat"
"I'm honestly convinced some women do not fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama."
"Just ate two bacon cheeseburgers, so if anyone wants to come rob me, I won't be getting up."
"""I'd UberBlack for you."" - what I assume a pick up line in 2016 sounds like"
"Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed."
"A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck."