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Joke of the Day

"The first couple months of the year go by quickly. February just Marches on."

"What's the difference between a Priest and a Wristwatch? A priest's hands stop at 10."

"Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven. Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it."

"a cute girl stopped behind my laptop as I was full screen on a pic of bread and I didn't know what to say so I stammered out ""I like bread"""

"Did you hear about the guy who got herpes in his eyebrows? He was looking for love in all the wrong places."

"Kim Kardashian's birthday is today AND she got engaged to Kanye West! It's almost like it was made for TV! Wait...."

"Roses are red violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one does not."

"""Please stop that."" -person who witnessed first guy beatboxing"

"I want to start selling arm prosthetics globally Because then I'll be an international arms dealer."

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."