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Joke of the Day

"a cute girl stopped behind my laptop as I was full screen on a pic of bread and I didn't know what to say so I stammered out ""I like bread"""

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"(Computer science) I asked a Texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, ""you mean family graph?"""
"Why is Hillary Clinton unfit to be president? Because she doesn't go to the gym"
"I made a drink called Hit The Road Jack It's Jack Daniels mixed with methanol. (Blind jokes are the best kind)"
"English joke - What's another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses"
"If you want us to know how much you love biking, we better see your cock and balls through your shorts."
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"DJ: ""MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"" *Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*"