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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who got herpes in his eyebrows? He was looking for love in all the wrong places."

"Why did the hospital put all of their gynecologists on salary? Because the ova time was killing them."

"People dating on the internet have it so easy. Back in my day, a man would walk uphill both ways in the snow to disappoint a woman."

"What's the difference between a muffin and a jew? a muffin doesn't scream when you put it in an oven."

"What does spinach and butt sex have in common? When they are forced on you as a child you resent them as an adult"

"Dad joke Do any of you, when going poop, say ""Get out of me you piece of shit!"" And then chuckle cuz it's a literal piece of shit?"

"How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers"

"What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts? I don't even wanna talk to the living."

"Son, I grew up in a golden age when the bookstore didn't have an entire section labeled ""Teen Paranormal Romance."""

"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up."