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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one does not."

"All my friends say that I'm a psychopath. That's not true, I don't have any friends."

"Invisible Russian army. -Do you see Bandera supporters in Crimea? - No. -Yet, they are there. - Do you see Russian army in Crimea? -Yes. -Yet, they are not there."

"What do you call a group of pirates having sex? An *Arrr*-gy..."

"What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist? A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves."

"N: Why are you picking up rocks? M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone."

"I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS"

"Why did the bartender put on a sweater? She thought it was a little drafty."

"What's a pirates favorite class? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt"

"I've taken up meditation It's better than sitting around doing nothing."