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Joke of the Day
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
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"What is a pirates favorite letter? P. Because without it, he'd be irate."
"Dear Netflix; when I got my first dvd by mail all those years ago I never dreamed that one day you would raise a child for me."
"Stablehand: Wanna hear a funny joke? Horse: Neigh!"
"The most overdone joke ever. [Deleted]"
"What type of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"
"Puberty doesn't hit asians Their parents do."
"I did a striptease for my wife but it didn't go well. I got my shirt stuck on my head, and by the time I got it off, she had left the room."
"I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster. But it just made it more sluggish."
"Whats the difference between 3 big black cocks and a joke? Your mum can't take a joke"