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Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardashian's birthday is today AND she got engaged to Kanye West! It's almost like it was made for TV! Wait...."

"My blood type is coffee."

"which part of the centaur carries the centaur babies is it the lady torso or the horse torso and why can't I stop thinking about this"

"How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One....Two...One, Two..."

"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis."

"Two cookies were walking across the road... ... one gets hit by a car, the other one says ""ah crumbs..."""

"A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall He broke his nose"

"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."

"Definition of a best friend He goes out and gets two blow jobs and comes back and gives you one."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands. That joke never grows old!"