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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven. Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it."

"Why did the dog roll down the hill? It didn?t have any legs."

"Have you heard about that new pirate movie?? It's rated AHRRRRRRRRR!"

"Somebody needs to figure out how to deep fry a salad."

"Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine."

"The knowledge that Jersey Shore is known as ""Macaroni Rascals"" in Japan may just be the most important of my lifetime."

"I miss lost brain cells the most when I can't find my car keys. Also, my car."

"Al Gore solves the world's problems by singing and dancing. He has an algorithm."

"What is the best part of an ISIS joke? The execution."

"Stevie Wonder is having triplets at the age of 64. I bet he didn't see that coming..."