65602
Joke of the Day
"Why should Donald Trump change his name to Donald Duck? Because he's a quack."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the comedian terrorist? He was Jihahahadist!"
"Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons."
"When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: ""Guess who?"" for 2 weeks."
"If you rearrange the letters of Fat Tuesday it becomes Fatty as Due. I don't know what that means but as you can tell I'm really bored."
"How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it? You knock on the door."
"My wife told me she used to be a lesbian once ""You mean I turned you?"" I asked with a grin. ""No...."" she replied wistfully. ""I just ran out of money."""
"What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller."
"What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Fathers Day!"
"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."