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Joke of the Day

"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."

"The Class of 2019"

"Instead of being frustrated that you only have a 140 character limit just be thankful that I do."

"GTA V for the PC is taking so long to release... all of the radio stations will play classic hits."

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic"

"How do you make a dead baby float? Root Beer and 2 scoops of ice cream!"

"What do you call a dinosaur with herpes? ...a Cankersaurus!"

"I was wondering why the football was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude"

"Did you hear about the guy that lost his left side in an accident? He's all right now."