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Joke of the Day
"Today is the rest of the world's 9/11 No, seriously, look up the calendar."
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"love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's shit"
"I am a Chinese, and this is what I think about Chinese joke: Hao funny. (Hao means """", which can mean yes, good or very)"
"Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion!"
"What does the sign on a closed brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"If I can, and you can why Clark Kent?"
"Always remember these 2 words in your life which will open many doors to you. Push and pull."
"Why do I watch the Cosby show? I enjoy dark humour. Yes, this was both a rapist and racial joke."
"I woke this morning to find Mr.Mittens on the bed staring at me with a look that said 'You're a mouth breather, and I'll never respect you'"
"Even though I know its wrong. I don't know whats right... Damn math problems!"