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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3000 miles !"
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"A use for a banana Bring a banana instead of a sign if you're protesting to ban Ana."
"A man enters his house and is absolutely delighted when he discovers that someone has stolen all the lamps"
"Never Forget Girl: Can you finger me? Boy: Sure. Girl: Oh yeah that feels good. --------- 1 Day Later ----------- Girl: I'm pregnant. Boy: Dammit I forgot to wash my hands."
"Gone are the days when I could just jump in the pool fully clothed without thinking twice. Thanks a lot, Steve Jobs."
"Boss: Hey, you feel like working overtime? *Leaps into garbage compactor*"
"What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called? A Game of Crohn's."
"What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill."
"They laughed at me when I bought Velcro sneakers but no one will be laughing when the great shoelace drought of 2044 comes"
"Niggas Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"