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Joke of the Day

"God doesn't close a door without opening a window. God's house must be drafty as fuck."

"Why did D.R.E. call his headphones Beats? He named them after his favorite father-son activity."

"A guy walks into a bar Ouch"

"This 14 yr old girl in the news that is being frozen cryogenically, her Mother wanted to comply with her wishes, but her Father didn't... Does he just have to let it go?.."

"@funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers"

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"

"HER: I love sweater weather ME: *holding up an umbrella to protect us from falling sweaters* It's that time of year again already?!"

"My favorite joke is about RMS Titanic. It's a one-liner."

"Facebook is terrific way to connect with classmates who haven't aged as well as you."

"There are two goldfish in a tank One fish turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive""."