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Joke of the Day

"Two antennas met on a roof... they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He won't come when you call."

"Some morbid baby jokes What's scarier then ten babies in one jar? A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container? A: blend it."

"How do you turn German beer into American Beer? Drink it"

"A family of crows flying into a windmill is a murder suicide"

"Are you a romantic man? Yes. When my wife comes home late, I turn on the candles, let the place fill up with nice and warm water and throw in some soap. So she can immediately start doing the dishes."

"My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam. I told her, ""Yeah, it's haram, bae."""

"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"

"I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from."

"What's the difference between incest porn and regular porn? The mute button."