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Joke of the Day

"If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback"

"No matter how powerless you feel, just think to yourself, one single pubic hair off of your body can shut down an entire restaurant."

"Fred has 3 red balls and 5 blue balls in a bag. How many balls does Fred have? 10."

"I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."

"My girlfriend's father asked me what I do... Apparently, ""your daughter"" was not the answer he wanted to hear."

"Developers with New Game Ideas ""Ok I got it. Here's my epic title. Patent pending! Subjugate The Rest of the World...sounds fun right?"" Where do I have to travel to play this game?"

"I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously... Needless to say, I was shocked."

"What's another term for a prodigal farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."

"Is Google a male or a female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."

"I was driving one day and saw a field full of scrawny cows, and thought... ... so THAT's where beef jerky comes from."