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Joke of the Day
"JFK put a man on the moon Obama put a man in a woman's bathroom"
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"Lesbians why do lesbians go to sports authority becuase they dont like dicks"
"How has Donald Trump managed to bankrupt so many casinos? He hits on anything twelve or higher."
"Inoffensive Muslim joke What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or shiite"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!"
"What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps."
"CPR refresher class. We're told, ""If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse."" Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off."
"You know who's really upset about Romney losing? Wire coat hanger manufacturers."
"Is there such a thing as spontaneous feline combustion? Anyway, baking soda and vinegar are terrible for cats."
"Make a birthday wish for mutant lung power then blow away your cake, your party guests, your house, car, trees, etc."