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Joke of the Day

"Inoffensive Muslim joke What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or shiite"

"How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe? He tried to blow up a police car."

"What's it called when you throw Indian food at someone? Naan-aggression."

"How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 jigga watts"

"Why did the scarecrow get the job? Because he was out standing in his field."

"""2, 4, 6, 8!! Ride my face let's fornicate!!!"" And with that, HR banished me from all future employee picnics."

"Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch."

"[someone kicks a dumpster out of anger] ME (from inside): Who is it?"

"The masochist and the sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? ""Hit me."" What did the sadist say to the masochist? ""No."""

"God finally answer my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery. The answer is no."