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Joke of the Day

"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"

"ahhh. this weather takes me back to the glory days of stealing dad's lawnmower & joyriding all day until the squirrels made the blades stop."

"An inverse exorcism... When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy."

"What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore. ^^Or ^^Nickelback. ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"

"the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now"

"Barrack Obama won the Olympic Gold Medal Usain Bolt was running for President"

"Did you hear about the magician who became a farmer? ...he was driving his tractor down the road, and suddenly, he turned into a field."

"I like to steal other peoples' Viagra... It's a real dick move, I know."

"What do basic cave bitches wear? UGGA Boots"