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Joke of the Day

"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"

"Earlier today I walked by a PERFECTLY S-shaped dog turd & didn't tweet a photo of it so I guess what I'm saying is that I'm growin up, guys"

"Why did the dolphin apologize? He didn't do it on porpoise."

"What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common? They'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar."

"What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name? He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie."

"I'm giving up on the argument... From now on I will pronounce it 'gif'."

"[NSFW] A guy to a girl - Hey, want to stick our fingers in each other's belly-botton ? Girl - Sure, how do W... OH, thats not my belly button. Guy - That's not my finger!"

"Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills."

"I used to think that revenge was a dish best served cold But then I learned that it's an expression meaning to get back at somebody. Courtesy of Norm MacDonald"

"Why did the mean and mode laugh together? Because they had a co-median between them."