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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!"

"Parallel Lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"Why do Muslims hate Reddit? Haram be everywhere"

"Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear."

"Blackberry users thought of making a joke abt the Apple-Samsung battle, but before they cud tweet thr phone hanged n battery drained out"

"Why are lesbian prostitutes so wealthy? They make money hand over fist"

"I'd tell you a cow joke... But it would be UTTERly horrible."

"How do you say ""bra"" in German? Stopsemfromfloppin"

"I can't understand Undertale. It doesn't make sans."

"I think I met a medieval water snake But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream. It was totally Sir Eel."