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Joke of the Day
"How has Donald Trump managed to bankrupt so many casinos? He hits on anything twelve or higher."
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"An exchange in Frasier Niles: she was eerily calm. She just stood there rubbing her ocelot. Martin: you know they got a cream for that"
"Three Germans were sitting in a bar telling jokes about WWII. They lost it."
"""I'll put this somewhere I won't lose it."" (I'll hide it somewhere I'll never see it again.)"
"Why is every boob job the same? Two round boobs. Switch it up ladies. Someone get two Belgian waffles or something."
"Sally Why did Sally fall off her swing? She got hit by an axe. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally."
"i once had a beautiful wife, she was always the prettiest when she was asleep. Unfortunately she died after i gave her too many sleeping pills."
"If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you leave, what are you when are using the bathroom? European"
"I had a joke about Jonestown, But the punchline was too long."
"A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing."