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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps."
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"What did the sergeant say to the corporal? I need to see your privates."
"Why are giraffes so tall? Because cheetahs are faster."
"What did one casket say to the other? ""Is that you coffin?"""
"Sure, I'll help you find those paper cuts. -Purell"
"Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power."
"Women love to say ""sexy AF"" or ""hot AF"" on Twitter .... If I'd known being in the Air Force was that hot...I'd have stayed in !"
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles? Sparky."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"
"USA to Russia:"" What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner? ""Turkey"""