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Joke of the Day

"Lesbians why do lesbians go to sports authority becuase they dont like dicks"

"Me: So, what are your thoughts? Therapist: Well, I think you may have some boundary issues. Me: [In his lap] Are you saying I'm fat?!"

"I want this guy to teach me to fish, but he keeps handing me lemons."

"Why are none of my jokes funny? Because I have a shitty sense of humor."

"How much energy did Hitler use during his reign? 6 million killajews"

"""Screw you, my face doesn't look like that at all"" - an actual duck."

"Are you a haunted house? Because every time I come inside you I shit myself."

"I just hit a Smart car and now it's my hood ornament."

"I had a dream about you saving my life! A poison snake bit my dick..."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs can't cum"