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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

"How can you open a banana? With a monkey!"

"Pretty sure that ""Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory"" is the kid's version of ""Saw""."

"I think I might be a genius! My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!"

"I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones. I didn't make the cast."

"(Business) Mike: It's a sled. I call it the Mikesled. Bob: I have a better idea."

"Jeopardy Contestant: Saturday night for $400 Alex: This when the song Tennessee Whiskey is playing in the background Contestant: What is Jacking Daniels?"

"BARISTA: Would you like to try our new special Peruvian blend? It's sm- ME: I'm just trying to stay awake and not punch anyone."

"Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station Detectives have nothing to go on."

"If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?"