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Joke of the Day

"I think I might be a genius! My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!"

"A black man walks into a restaurant The waiter says: We dont serve black people here! The black man responds: Thats okay, I don't eat them anyway."

"Obama, The CIA, and Darpa walk into a bar... The End."

"what is the hardest part about having a daughter in your early 20's? Fighting all of those physically fit teenagers when you're in your late 30's."

"What did the hungry dyslexic order at the movie theater? Cop porn * This is probably already a joke but I'm experiencing a huge coffee crash so it was hilarious to me."

"Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was? Jesus."

"What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? Gangs don't have to pay for friends."

"Me: You can just keep that pen. Coworker: Sure? Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom. Cw.. Me: I told everyone."

"Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams and then finding out that she eats spaghetti with a knife."

"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."