200849
Joke of the Day
"what's worse than being adopted? finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up."
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"The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off."
"My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job"
"Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented."
"I hop in a tanning bed during storms in the hopes of being struck by lightning & turned into a lame, but beautifully bronzed, superhero."
"When you walk into a barn You step on some shit. Dammit Bojack."
"What do hostages eat? #ThingsYouDontAskAlexa"
"What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An Investigator"
"Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!"
"Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only."