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Joke of the Day

"what's worse than being adopted? finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up."

"You know the world has changed... when one of the things your doctor asks you is ""Are you gay?"" when you tell him your butt hurts..."

"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes!"

"A man on the subway awoke to an early morning blowjob. He had left his mouth open while he was sleeping"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists cant change anything."

"Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant? She went to Jared."

"What do you call a black guy who fly's a plane for a living? A PILOT you fucking racist!"

"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"

"Sorry I dressed up like Captain Caveman when you asked me if I wanted to go clubbing."

"Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?"