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Joke of the Day
"If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?"
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"Something went wrong .. ha ha A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"Old cows eventually make for the best glue So if Hillary Clinton becomes president, there's hope that our divided country can once again stick together."
"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."
"What's on TV? My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ""What's on TV?"" I said, ""Dust."" And then the fight started..."
"What do you call frozen hamburger patties? Burrrrrrgers."
"I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog."
"What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? Dill dough"
"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"
"What's the most awkward U.S state? O....Hi!.....o....."