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Joke of the Day
"If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?"
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"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."
"Just started a new diet where I order Wendy's salad and then eat all my kids' fries."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!"
"If by 'the Hamptons' you mean 'my pajamas', then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons."
"Went into a restaurant and asked the waiter for a haramburger He said you can't have that...it's forbidden"
"A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies ""Hell no!"" The man says ""Well it must be your feet then."""
"Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco? Their balls will show."
"A man with dyslexia goes to the doctor and says, ""I have been feeling a tad sick lately."" He is immediately diagnosed with depression and lyme disease. EDIT: Correction"
"Me. *Throws coat over a puddle* Her. ""WTF are you doing with my coat?"""