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Joke of the Day
"Black men should stop having sex with black hookers That's black on black crime"
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"BOUNCER: *checking ID* this doesn't look like you CATERPILLAR: *adjusts makeshift wings* its me B: oh yeah? Fly then C: uh *starts sweating*"
"I'd tell a 9/11 joke... But the only two I know always fall flat."
"Real girls have curves. A real girl is just one long, continuous curve. Do not date girl unless she is a parabola."
"What do you call a dog in a sub? A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!"
"I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books... ...but the ascii price was way too high."
"Rick. Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one. He is never gonna give you Up."
"My iPod started crying after I dropped it. I said ""You'll be okay, stop syncing about it"". We laughed & made jokes about Microsoft together."
"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow twenty dollars.... ..the father replies, ""Ten dollars?! What do you need five dollars for?!?"""
"What did the buffalo call his gay kid? His BiSon."