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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog in a sub? A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !"

"I can't wait for hillary to become president and appoint bernie sanders as her vice president ""I did not have sexual relations with that man"""

"Whats the difference between racism and asians? Racism has many faces."

"What is the first thing a fat person does on a website Accept cookies"

"Why does math class teach kids about Japan, Germany, and Italy? Because they learn about the x-axis."

"Someone just used my driveway to turn around and now I'm standing outside with two open beers and *lonely face*"

"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe"

"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"

"With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave."