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Joke of the Day

"Rick. Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one. He is never gonna give you Up."

"UPDATE: They just released the time when Cecil the lion was shot. Tooth hurty"

"Latvian Joke Stop. Please."

"What's red and smells like yellow paint? Red paint"

"Wrap toilet paper around you like a wedding dress and slowly get naked as you tear pieces off to blow your nose all day."

"Why are the Jews angry about the new $20 bill? Because it's only worth $12 now"

"This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart."

"Possession is nine-tenths of the law. The other tenth must be exorcism."

"My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident. It was humerus."

"I'm giving up for Lent."