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Joke of the Day

"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow twenty dollars.... ..the father replies, ""Ten dollars?! What do you need five dollars for?!?"""

"Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!"

"This is shit Said the winner of world anagram championship"

"I've been doing a lot of work around my yard, I hope my neighbours don't take a fence to it."

"How do you make an ugly baby? Ask your parents."

"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""

"Sushi A and Sushi B Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: WASSUP B?"

"Note to self: before sending that e-mail... Don't ever rely again on the e-mail engine spell check. Latest letter of intent of mine went out with a 'T' instead of a 'G' in ""Best Regards"""

"What ringtone have you got? Murphy asked Paddy, ""What ringtone have you got?"" Paddy said, ""I've never really looked, but probably light brown"

"How do you know if you are drowning in milk? If it's pasturize"