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Joke of the Day

"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow twenty dollars.... ..the father replies, ""Ten dollars?! What do you need five dollars for?!?"""

"I bet if Jeff Bridges picked up your kid from school today & said ""I'm your dad now,"" your kid wouldn't even question it."

"why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the ooooootheeeeer siiiiiiiiiiiidddeeee!!!"

"Sorry, I can't go. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time? :)"

"The First Time"

"My uncle came back from Scotland and said they found a new use for sheep... Wool."

"A piece of toast and an egg walk in to a bar.... The bartender goes, ""Hey! Woah! Nuh uh. We don't service breakfast here!"""

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day... ...set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"There are two types of countries in the world.... Those who use the metric system, and those who have a successful space program."

"Saw a black guy with seven fingers today! Turns out he was eating a kitkat....."