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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell a 9/11 joke... But the only two I know always fall flat."
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"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogey in it!"
"Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion."
"I would tell you a joke about a vampire... ...but it would probably suck."
"What do you call a prostitute playing bingo? A bing-hoe."
"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence."
"Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired"
"I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements It's putting me to sleep"
"There are two hats on a coat rack One says to the other, ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead"""
"what do you call someone who critiques bad jokes? A cheese-grader!!"