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Joke of the Day

"BOUNCER: *checking ID* this doesn't look like you CATERPILLAR: *adjusts makeshift wings* its me B: oh yeah? Fly then C: uh *starts sweating*"

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"""Stationary shop moves""....."
"I am sick and tired of women jokes!! period!"
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