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Joke of the Day

"Neighborhood kids came over for an Easter egg hunt. Apparently hiding the eggs in the clothes I was wearing is somehow against the law?"

"I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out"

"I'll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities."

"Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because she can't find the number 11 EDIT: Maybe the fact she thinks it was called 9-11 was part of the joke?"

"Why doesn't anyone let Trump go fishing with them anymore? He always takes the bait..."

"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"

"Where do cheeses go to the bathroom? In a Parma-John."

"What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes? A redditor"

"*Gandalf rollerblades into the club* ""YO DJ PLAY SOME DIRTY DUBSTE-- *slips on a drink & lands flat on face* ""SCRAP THAT CALL AN AMBULANCE"

"""Are you okay?"" Me anytime I meet someone named Annie."