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Joke of the Day

"""Are you okay?"" Me anytime I meet someone named Annie."

"Sherlock Holmes walks into his house with a basket full of lemons. Watson asks, ""Where did you get so many lemons?"" Holmes replies, ""A lemon tree, Watson.."""

"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"

"A french gymnast is getting ready to perform... His coach walks up and says, ""Break a leg!"""

"What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator."

"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"

"You should never get married because it can ONLY end in literally 2 ways; divorce or death! Funny... but true."

"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."

"Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see he's flat mate"

"Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana. I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail. ^-- ^Ed ^Byrne"