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Joke of the Day

"Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well I do appear on and off you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off."

"Be on the lookout for a armed psychic midget who just robbed a bank and got away....the police now have a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE!! ba dum dum"

"What does a ghost get when he is horny? A booner"

"Heard about the Polish Coyote? Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap."

"What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat? A cat."

"What does a Dalek do in the shower? EXFOLIATE!"

"Even with all the flooding in LA I don't think the police should be able to shutdown the major roadways.. Because that's highway robbery"

"Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food."

"Really, IKEA? No free WiFi? Or do I have to buy one and assemble it?"

"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."