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Joke of the Day
"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"
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"I have a job as an official in the 15 year old girl's relay race. It's not bad work but I have to stopwatching."
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"What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on a head."
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."
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"I like my sex like I like my belts... If it's not tight enough, I'll move it to another hole ."
"Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef."
"If I had $1 for every time I read a racist comment on the internet I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read."
"Apparently skinny girls are no longer to be called anorexic. They prefer ""trans-fat"""