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Joke of the Day
"Why does America spell some words differently? They said ""We can do it without u, Britain."""
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"Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!! Do defensive time travellers exist?"
"What happens when a Jew runs into a wall with a boner? His nose breaks."
"I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?"
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