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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a Jew runs into a wall with a boner? His nose breaks."

"A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawai. He called it ""Aloha-Wok-bar""."

"Past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense"

"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"

"*Relationship status* Me: I'm heading off now. Wife: Yayyy."

"What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes? Unidank"

"What do you call it when a midget realizes he's gay? Coming out of the cupboard."

"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to drink 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own tea pee"

"Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why is it on fire ?"

"I saw two priests eating dinner the other day... ... didn't know if I should send them a bottle of wine or an altar boy."